Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Musings


 You don't care for me anymore. It is only work, which entices you. I hate watching English movies. I don't understand an iota of it. You like alcohol and, what if am not a social drinker. Don't I have my personal choice. Sometimes I wish, if could smoke, I would have done it over your face. May be I could have absolved all my sins, in that mushy cloud of smoke.

Ohh God, you want me to clean up all the dishes, maintain  the house and, to keep a sober face, in front of your parents. Sometimes, I think of you as a scum, and, if you are worth of it or not. I just hate you from the core of my heart. You know I want to say it over your face, but just that fragile personality of yours, which is yearning for love, shakes my resolutions. Someday am gonna leave you, then take your dishes to your mom and and that stupid sis of yours. They will do all that for you "Mama's Boy".

Have you ever thought, that how much I want to fight with you, but that silence Ohhh man, "The Great Silence". Do you think that, you are one of siblings of Gandhi ? Non-Violence - my @$$. He never got Nobel and now people are saying, that he was a racist. You are not even sexist, and you will get a Nobel prize for that tiny Rs. 30000 job. How can someone be so unsuccessful in life, I know you can manage it. You are good at managing unsuccessful things.

That stupid mom of yours wants me to make her a grand-mom. Do you have any dumbest thought in your mind that what will happen to me ? It takes a lot to achieve this figure. I have sacrificed Chocolates, Cakes and even Golgappas. Just one go and everything is over. No one bother to give a second look at your face, as you and I both know that, you are just okay. Also, what about the stupid 9 month pain ?

I was just thinking that Big Boss is so much full of losers. That @$$ Banti Chor was kicked out of the show, I wish if you would have been there, he at-least would have remained there for another episode. Ahhh it makes me think of Salman, Come-on, don't be jealous of him, he is manly enough and speaks his mind, what if he was not successful in his relationships, he looks so HOT.

Am feeling sleepy and see you are sleeping again, and that is why I hate you so much. You just don't want to even argue and prove me wrong.

Whatever am sleeping and I JUST LOVE YOU, ignore it, I don't know why I said it.

P.S. -  This has originated from a male mind, inspiration has been various whining sessions with male and female colleagues/friends, who are enjoying the silence of marriage. :-p

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16 comments:

Amritash said...

Silence proves to be like a 'perfect white body' covering male. Nice article propagating sound of silence.
I'll put this weapon onto my quiver, someday to use it :)
&
"I can see IT closing in on U" ;)

soumya said...

Good to read this one too…
Hmm… I must say, you have a very good flare for writing and you are very observant too.
Keep writing them always… I love reading your thought provoking articles, makes me think about a lot of things here, wish I could also put them to pen sometimes 

WideAwake said...

A good read. I really don't know what keeps or breaks a marriage... Is it this prolonged piece of peace that breaks it or is it the volcanic eruption that keeps it... or does it continue like a habit in 'Silence'...

Which one is fatal among Love, Hate and Lovelessness.

To know a woman's mind you must read some of Tagore's creations.

Parvinder said...

Gud read!!!....Silence is a weapon.. Indeed!!!.....i regret, y didn't i try???

Idrisha said...

hahahaha nice one might be true for some marriages... but by God's grace who has given me the talking power main chup rehti nahi --- hehehe
Dont worry dear when u love dat lady unconditionally she'll do whatever she can (even if she keeps on cribbing and complaining herself)

But must say Ashish nobody will imagine dats a guy's thoughts thinking like a woman --- BIG THING Dear :P Keep on posting :)

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SS/bond said...

kahtarnak likhe sirji .....hat's off..thoda thoda aisa laga jaise mai eminem ke song ki lyrics padh raha hu:) .. over all, u have given full justice to thoughts with perfect writing skill

Kiddo said...

nice one.. It's special coz its coming from a guy but showing a gal's perspective.. keen observer.. n nicely put together.i like it.gud work Ashu.

Jiten... said...

Nice Blog Gurudev..Silence is a solution..Because Its a matter of our whole life..If we argue so somebody can hurt..but sir "Bat karne se hi bat banti hai" So we should speak sometime wid care of feelings ..

adrija said...

This is a gud one...
Will use ur idea of SILENCE when i ll strt my married life...
its great to read ur articles..
Keep Writing :-)

Anonymous said...

LOL!Pessimistic for a Bachelor,what exactly drove you to write this?
Is this attempts to sell your sympathetic and woman caring nature,you are doing hard-sell now :P
Jokes apart,nice one but Pessimistic,married life isn't all about counting beans but to sacrifice mutually to develop common interests and that's like starting a new life. :)

Yuvika said...

gosh! what made u write this?
c'mon, cheer up!

RUPAK_REWA said...

Ha Ha ! Nice one , super , fantastic, mind-blowing ,awesome,Fantabulous!!

-Commented On GunPoint
Anonymous(either he/she is not on blogger or scared to reveal his/her identity to ghost:P) is correct, this depicts very cynical point of view,marriage is more than calculating profit and loss in relationship Joy of looking a smile on your better half's face is worth sacrificing 100 addictions and preoccupations! you'll know this one day:-) till then keep writting excellent stuff and keep observing people!! n keep raising voice on ladies behalf,who knows somebody gets impressed some day :-)
-Opinion from Dil-Se(w/o GP)

sleepingghost said...

@Amritash : You love "Sounds of Silence", Don't you ?

@Soumya : Thanks for that dear, well go ahead and start putting things together, we will see. :-)

@Wide: Well to be honest, this one has not impressed you, I was just trying to be witty here, will try next time, Tagore Ahh, one cannot be like him.

@Parru: Thanks, and the reason why you have not tried coz the opportunity has not presented itself to you :-)

@Idrisha : Thanks Idrisha. LOL, you sound defensive :-P

@Bond : Arre bhai eminem to galiyan likhta hai, ismein galiyan thode thi. Thanks though.

@Jitu : Yeh bola experience.

@Ady : Thanks for reading it. Well long way to go dear :-)

@Anonymous : Well, who says that married life is like counting beans. Instead it is "lohe ke chane chabana" :-P

@Yuvika : Just some fun out here.

@Rupak : Nothing over GP. Dude, someone will get impressed someday for sure :-). Thanks for reading it though.

Amritash said...

Yes, I do..
Dekho abhi sound of silence sun rha tha aur fir mujhe ye post yaad aya to firse padhne agaya :)

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