Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Chronicles of the Narnia

Watch out the video : Customer Complaint and then go to the Link . If you were able to do this, Kudos (Jujitsu) to you as Kudos sound like JUDO, now read the gibberish below.

For those who can't see the video or don't want to read through the link, just an outline: Video is about a guy whose expensive guitar was mishandled during a flight of United Airlines. This guy tried to get compensation from United Airlines for almost 8 months, but he was never heard. Eventually he decided to pull a 3 series musical video praising United Airlines and Airline came back to him with apologies and offered a compensation.
Service providers need continuous more "Inceptions" like above, perhaps this will motivate them to resolve things quickly, am glad that this guy invested his time in this "Paranormal Activity", otherwise most of the complaints just have no "Impetus". This reminded me an issue with "A" mobile service provider, I paid the bill but somehow the bank transaction went to "The Dark Knight", and as it always happens, that "The Money" was deducted from my account. Within a short span I had multiple calls from "The Million Dollar Baby" that "Why you have not paid the bill". To each of the "12 Angry Men", different divisions of "A" I had to explain that this is all what has happened. They asked me "To Kill A Mocking Bird" by Faxing the receipt, I did, they asked me to say "You Have Got A Mail", I did. Similar kind of "Zillion" things from multiple "Dogs of The Reservoir". I asked them, that, don't you have a consolidated case number, so that I don't have to start from zero to explain the entire thing, every-time to different "PSYCHOS" of your organization. Absolute lack of "Tryst" amongst different group of "A". After an "Armageddon" of days and multiple gist of calls, they were able to track "The Joker of Dark Knight" (transaction). I demanded an "Apology" and waiver in bill for the inconvenience caused to my "Beautiful Mind". Eventually I gained some useless local minutes (None of my GF's were local) and I said "Life is Beautiful".

This gave a paradigm shift to my thought, as "Back to the Future" someone said "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind". If they screw you, in-turn you can ask them to "Find Nemo" in "The Shutter Island". One of my close friend was having continuous issues with network and I encouraged her, in fact dared her like Arindam do to IIM's ,that I bet you can't get money back from those cellular company guys. Just to prove her ability to take on "The Lion King" she called "A" and went "Into the Wild" for 4 hours. She was not aware that she is just being a helpless "Avataar" of Abhimanyu lost in Chakravyuh. Ohhh come-on losers, she does not "LOST" it though she succeeded in getting a cash back on her bill. Respect: "Jhansi ki Rani", you need to teach normal people how to fight for their rights in the "Fight Club" otherwise "There will be Blood".

I was quite happy with my "Tryst's" till I met "A Few Good Men" who lived in "No Country for Old Men". They had a persistent issue with the cellular service provided and these guys were capable of convincing the cellular morons almost "Any Given Sunday" for a waiver in their bills. These guys were the real "Desperado".

Epilogue : Finishing off the post as I am just being "A Manchurian Candidate" I request all of you to "Redeem the Shawshank".


Amritash said...

Wid this post u've established urself as a fine movie geek... nice video n related moviano explanation :)

Anonymous said...

gud job pandey ji.lekin thoda kaam bhi kar liya karo pictures dekhne ke alawa.

Abhisek said...

video mein 'taal' badi achchi milaai hai. Baat to ye hai 'bhai' ki 'satya' ka jamaana nahi raha, har shiqaayat ka 'anzaam' 'aksar' 'ek ruka hua faisla' hi hota hai. 'andha kanoon' na bhi ho toh bhi toh ye 'kaminey' 'gunda' hain! 'Dil chahta hai' ki aisi 'company' aur inke 'majdoor' ko 'deewar' pe patak-2 ke pitein aur ya to fir 'saja-e-kalaapani' de dein ya fir 'janjeer' me bandh ke 'sadak' pe 'lawaaris' chhod dein. In 'corporate' ke chalte 'swadesh' mein bhi ek 'hindustani' 'apne' aap ko 'main azaad hu' nahi kah sakta. 'Bombay' ya 'newyork' ya 'delhi 6', 'Purab aur Pachhim', sab jagah ek hi haal hai. 'dil se' bol raha hu 'guru', 'dharm', 'karam', aur 'insaaniyat' naam ki chij hi nahi rah gayi. remember, 'jab we met' on 'platform', maine bola 'half ticket' do bolta hai 'najaayaj' hai. 'Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai' us desh me 'water' ki 'kimat' lagti hai aur wo bhi kai 'mausam', jaise 'barsaat' tak me pine ko nahi milta; matlab bataiye 'aadmi' 'pyaasa' rah jaye!! hadd hai! 'dil kya kare', 'kranti' to la nahi sakta. khair, ab chalte hain, 'anand' me raho, aur aise hi 'kohinoor' likhte raho! :P

Bhanu said...

Isse pata chalta hai ki dono Pandey kaam se jyada movies mein time lagate hain...bhala ho IBM and dreamworkers productions ka...

sleepingghost said...

@Amritash : Thanks for reading this.
@Anonymous : Arre movie dekhna apne aap mein ek full time job hai.

@Abhishek : Well maine ekdum expect karke rakha hua tha, ki abhishek kuch aisa karke jaroor likhega, machalte to tum bhi ho, bahut bahut dhanyawaad.

@Bhanu: movie dekhne wale hamari tarah intelligent rehte hai ;-)

RUPAK_REWA said...

LOL well Liked Indian version of this by Abhishek :-)aapka bhi ach.a.. hai but yeh wahi baat hui Party aap diye Happy B'day kisi aur ne mana liya :P
Kudos for creativity!


Very well articulated with awesome presence of mind. Looks like Inception has been "Master Motivator" here and you are "The Man Who Lived Again" with this post.

sleepingghost said...

@Rupak : Hamein nirasha hui eventually.

@Akki : Thanks Bro for the encouragement, I wish that I would have knows a few telgu one's ;-)