Sunday, February 08, 2009

The "Yaap" Effect - PART - I

I regular converse with a Junior of mine. He says that you pour a lot of SENTIYaap. Eventually when someone is really emotional (Emosanal these dayz after Dev D), we term it as being Senti and "SentiYAAP Machana".

I was raised in the heart of India, which is really a nagri of GALI's (curses) and I am fond of using Gali's . I just love them. Just dwell into your mind (Not gals...you can't even think of the Senti content behind the regular curses) and imagine your long lasting friend saying be******D to you. If this will not return a smile, write that be*******D to me. I will smile.

Eventually over the time the regular gali's and the word got a YAAP-effect over them. Go to any of the instis...Please let it be engineering one (they are the original weirdos and all behind these shits. This has been runnin in the veins of all the generations and more to follow) perhaps you will stumble upon a lotta YAAP words.

Ask an idle guy..going through AOE (Age of Empires) or a really engaging session of CS (Counter Strike) or Warcraft, "be******D kaha joojh raha hai?" the answer will be "Nothing yaar just FOKIYAAP" . This resembles the idleness of the guy, the FOKI's etymology lies in the root of Marathis, where FOKAT means - Free of cost. This fokat over the time was shorten by the guys and became FOKI. Believe me whatever am pouring over here is a part of my own FOKIYAAP.

Another one is the CHUTIYAAP, really the word Chutiya in itself is huge and when we go towards the mythological findings we may fine the explicit use of it. I believe some of the GOD must have said this to any Devil (Rakshas) - "Abbe CHUTIYAAP na machao, kalti karo (must be during samudra-manthan)". This word is even used in Hyderabad which I just confirmed with my roomie. Now here are the few sentences which you may hear every now and then.....

A guy always senti for a gal - "Bandi ne CHUTIYAAP" macha ke rakha hai".
A guy after the exam - "Kya CHUTIYAAP paper tha bhai, kasam se ..LE LI".
Even we dont spare weather - "Subah se CHUTIYAAP macha ke rakha hai barish ne".
I don't know how come the MACHANA word got associated with the CHUTIYAAP, but I believe that when some CHUTIYAAP is involved you can only "MACHAO" that.


I have got more on this...that's why terming this as PART-I. If 'janta' likes this then I will pour more over this. It's night and am feeling like "PONDIYAAP", and dat too "BHAKKAM" hence, will come back later...

22 comments:

RUPAK_REWA said...

B*****D ...n now i can see u smiling :-),Juniors always say this word'mann me' but u r the one who has given liberty to say it loudly on face :) I must say your;
Mast "Sentiyaap machaaye" ho aur zara sa bhi "C*******yaap" nahi hai this time :)

Harjeet S. Rakhra said...

Hmm....
Its quite evident that nowadays u r having a big FOKIYAAP for BLOGIYAAP, that's why U have chosen such a CHUTIYAAP topic. Anyways.. most of the things mentioned here are almost true, I can't deny this.. we all use these So-called GALIs as our prepositions,conjuctions,adjectives,verbs, abverbs,nouns etc etc. And there is no feeling amongst frens w/o these GAALIYAAP. :)
Hope to see some more YAAP effect..in next Posts.
Till then.. BE******
STAY IN PEACEYAAP!!!!

sumish said...

it sounds kinda CHUTIYAAP,but this was fantastic. I'm gonna be forwarding it around too.Waiting for second part......:)

Atom said...

Part 1 pe ruk kyu gaye.. Machaao..;)

Anurag said...

Only thing I like is BHAKKAM PONDIYAAP :) rest all is complete CHUTIYAAP.. nice, carry on.. waiting for part2..pehli baar kuch accha likha hai :)

Somz said...

Ashu! Bhai
mast hai.... sentiyaaap chapo;
aur humari ch******yaap comments pao.

yrz!
Somz

Abhisek said...

Tum toh motion me aa gaye ho bey! isi chalte, aur chunki tum bahut sentiyaap already macha chuke ho bol bol ke, thoda sa chutiyaap main bhi ghused de raha hu! Waise, ye baat to sahi hai ko Galis pe jitne innovation hamne kiye hain, utna shaayad hi kisi chij pe kiya hoga. maine bhi apni taraf se kuchh ko main commonly used word bhi bana chuka hu, jaise, madhrayee, g***dsatka! :P Tere chutiyaap pe ek event yaad aa gaya. Main jahan 4 saal pahle rahta tha, wahan 2 renters lad rahe the, fir meri landlady aayee aur woh bhi ladne lagi ...thodi der me landlord aaya aur use bola ki- b*****d, inki ladaai ho rahi hai toh tu yahan khadi-khadi ch*t kyu dula rahi hai. :P :P

Yeh tha tera yaap effect b****d!! Hence, itni zabardasht g***satka effect ke saath likhiyaap machane ke liye Bakar radio shrota sangh ki taraf se hardik badhai swikaar karo! :D

Amit Ojha said...

bahut chutiyatic item ho bhaijaan
yeh ftustupane ki sari limits cross hoti dikh rahi hain

IBM me sach me koi aam nai hai

still waiting for part 2

sleepingghost said...

@Rupak- don't misuse the liberty...its only for once..

@Harjeet - on a serious note, I was getting bored my conventional stuff, and yeah was in a FOKI state as well

@Sumish - Thanks buddy for reading it..and well would love to hear more from you.

@Atom - Lemme construct it...will surely..

@Anurag - you don't deserve the masterpiece ;-)

@Somu - Thank God..I thought you will refrain..

@Abhishek - I guess the comment was more creative...

@Ojha - Sunday stuff boss, am working like nything. ;-)

Abhishek said...

Yup! Whether it's "YAAP" or "YAPA", e.g. "CHUTIYAAP/CHUTIYAPA" carries the same effect and that too a strong one (more precisely read "SENTIYAAP/SENTIYAPA"). Similarly "JHANDAPA(I don't know how it fits with YAAP!)",would finish very close to that. Toh "FOKAT" ki "JHANDAPA" chhodo, likhte raho..."MACHAYE" huye ho!

And I really don't agree calling a guy idle if he is dedicated himself to AOE (read He-Ho-Hee when the word AOE was banned in KGP) or CS! :-P It takes a lot of guts to sacrifice your CG for couple of frags! I would also replace "PONDY-YAAP" to "BHAJANAPA (BHAJAN was the term we came up after the word PONDY was banned)" for myself. Waiting for PART-II. :-)

sleepingghost said...

@Abhi Roy - I can understand yhe feeling behind your commitment for the crazy games and nevertheless should not consider it as a part of FOKIYAAP..who cares for the CG when it is all about MASTIYAAP !!!

Riya said...

Hey guys ,i am entering into this male zone as i couldn't find a single comment from any gal.But i cant help it as this YAAP effect has really taken me down the memory lanes of my college days.I kind of liked this version of presenting our very own indian GAALIS in a more confined way.I hope sleeping ghost is busy in bringing more of YAAP in our lives.
Happy Writing ;-)

sleepingghost said...

@Riya - am very happy that you left a comment, thanks a ton. A few of my female friends did read this, but no one was interested in commenting, as this is considered a purely male stuff. This week is hectic, but I will try to put the second part asap.

bond said...

sirji aap to macha diye ho really great kin sahbdo mai apka abhindnadan karu samjh nahi araha hai

jeetendra said...

maja aa gaya gurudev...realy smilied when read the word "b*******d"...and word like sentiyaap is very famous 4 every majnu bhai....pls goahead and write next YAPPP...

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